Suck Julianne Moore’s Dick

I’ve never figured out what makes pharmacists so special they have to build their little pill-filled fort a foot above the ground. It’s not embarrassing enough to have to refill your that prescription for your rash you got from your sister for the third time, but is it really necessary to tower over you, making you feel like a little kid? They may as put up a sign that says “No Sickies Allowed” and throw water balloons at you.

So, thank god for the beautiful Julianne Moore in this great scene from Magnolia. Even though I’ll admit these are the quickest pharmacists on the planet (what is that… 5 prescriptions filled in 10 seconds?), they are the worst kind of assholes: the kind that smile at you while making you feel like shit.

This is probably one of the most gratifying call outs you’ll ever see. Nothing more than a random string of expletives and declarative sentences, this is what it looks like when someone is seething.

And when is the next time you will get to hear an Oscar-nominated actress telling someone to suck their dick? … What? You’re into that sort of thing?? Shame on you! Shame on both of you!

(the fury starts at 2:00)